Animal House Sports Report
The NFL week · recapped by animals

Animal House
Sports Report

Every Tuesday, a gorilla, a honey badger, a warthog and a rooster break down the entire NFL week. Every score is real. Every take is questionable.

The Animal House Sports Report desk crew
Latest episode

Week 6: The Wild Week

The Colts ran 78 plays, held the ball 38 minutes and lost to an 0–5 team. The Chargers move into their sixth straight week in the Doghouse. Coach Clucksworth breaks down a blocked punt.

At the desk

Meet the crew

Grady, Anchor · silverback gorillaGrady
Anchor · silverback gorilla

The voice of reason. Ties every segment together. Drinks from a plain white mug and has never once raised his voice.

Dottie Mae, Analyst · honey badgerDottie Mae
Analyst · honey badger

Picks every upset. Most of them don't happen. Season record read out loud by Grady at every sign-off.

Rocco Tusk, Analyst · warthog, former linemanRocco Tusk
Analyst · warthog, former lineman

Loud, hungry, delighted. Measures every stat in barbecue. "Put it on the desk."

Coach Clucksworth, Coach's Corner · roosterCoach Clucksworth
Coach's Corner · rooster

Old Louisiana football coach. Says nothing at the desk until Coach's Corner, then breaks down the play of the week on the chalkboard.

Scoop, Field reporter · pigeonScoop
Field reporter · pigeon

Always live. Always in a parking lot. Gets a little closer to the stadium every week.

Old Walter, Prediction desk · tortoiseOld Walter
Prediction desk · tortoise

Gives one prediction a week. Has never finished one.

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