At the desk

The Crew

Grady

Anchor · silverback gorilla

The voice of reason. Ties every segment together. Drinks from a plain white mug and has never once raised his voice.

Dottie Mae

Analyst · honey badger

Picks every upset. Most of them don't happen. Season record read out loud by Grady at every sign-off.

Rocco Tusk

Analyst · warthog, former lineman

Loud, hungry, delighted. Measures every stat in barbecue. "Put it on the desk."

Coach Clucksworth

Coach's Corner · rooster

Old Louisiana football coach. Says nothing at the desk until Coach's Corner, then breaks down the play of the week on the chalkboard.

Scoop

Field reporter · pigeon

Always live. Always in a parking lot. Gets a little closer to the stadium every week.

Old Walter

Prediction desk · tortoise

Gives one prediction a week. Has never finished one.

Around the league

All 32 team animals

Every team has one animal who reacts to their week. They are original characters, not team mascots.

Team	Animal	Running bit
49ers	Nugget	prospector, hides nuggets, doesn't trust the gold
Bears	Bartholomew	cardigan, suspicious of winning, checks for a misprint
Bengals	Stripes	naps mid-segment, wakes for the fourth quarter
Bills	Big Nickel	snow parka, shovel grows with every win
Broncos	Altitude Al	huffs an oxygen tank that grows after wins
Browns	Mudd	hard hat, asks Grady to say the record out loud
Buccaneers	Captain Crackers	pirate hat, bails water during his own segment
Cardinals	Sonny	little brother of the NFC West, thanks the desk
Chargers	Volt	lightbulb dims with each loss, now in the dark
Chiefs	Duke	tea, 'see you in January' every week
Colts	Sprout	foal, trips on nothing
Commanders	The General	general's coat, a new medal every week regardless
Cowboys	Tex	ten-gallon hat, chalkboard 'days since Dallas was back'
Dolphins	Marina	kiddie pool shrinks with every loss, vision board grows
Eagles	Boo	boos everything incl. himself, angry cheesesteak
Falcons	Peaches	confident until the third quarter
Giants	Stretch	news van, head out the sunroof, never in frame
Jaguars	Duval	sunglasses, sweat level tracks the score
Jets	Honk	honks over everyone, on-screen Honk Counter
Lions	Leo	flinches at the word 'year'
Packers	Brenda	cheese hat, casserole nobody eats
Panthers	Shadow	keeps asking if the record is a typo
Patriots	Chowder	tricorn hat, ring on every claw, 'we've won before'
Raiders	Patches	full pirate, steals during other segments, 'salvage'
Rams	Rodeo	freshly upgraded, calls his agent about the upgrades
Ravens	Edgar	trench coat, every stat a bad Poe stanza
Saints	Beignet	halo tilts further every loss, 'bless your heart'
Seahawks	Oz	defending champ, polishes the trophy while panicking
Steelers	Rivet	hardhat and lunch pail, punches a time clock
Texans	Lou	ostrich boots, horns knock something off the desk
Titans	Titus	insists he's a Titan, new chair every week
Vikings	Sven	antlers, refuses to celebrate, 'we've seen this movie'