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Animal House Sports Report is a comedy show. Scores and statistics are reported as accurately as we can, but the commentary is opinion and parody. Nothing here is betting advice; Dottie is proof.

The characters, artwork, videos and writing are ours. You're welcome to share links and short clips with credit. The show is not affiliated with, sponsored or endorsed by the NFL or any team, and team names are used only to report real results.

Last updated October 22, 2026.